Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to.
Granny Panties
Everyday
$6
Married to a Talker
Everyday
$6
Personality
Everyday
$6
My Favorite Pain
Everyday / Love
$6
This Is Me Nice
Everyday / Love
$6
Love You Even When…
Everyday / Love
$6
You Did the Dishes!
Everyday
$6
Everything is Fine!
Everyday
$6
Your New Home
Everyday / Congrats
$6
Our Dog Was Gay…
Everyday
$6
New Sandiego
Everyday
$6
Crafted in Texas. Designed by Humans.
We're not here to blend in. In a world flooded with generic, AI-generated designs, we’re taking a stand for creativity that actually means something. Born and based in Texas, our apparel company is fueled by human hands, sharp minds, and a relentless eye for detail. Every piece we create is original, intentional, and built to last — because good design shouldn't be soulless. Welcome to a brand that gives a damn.


