Emotionally Honest Greeting Cards for Real Life Moments
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor?
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These greeting cards are fresh off the press and available for sending to loved ones… or randoms, we don’t judge. 
Don’t know what to tell your bigfoot loving dad this Father’s Day? Tell him he makes it look…manageable with this humorous card. It’s no fluff and straight to the point.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a funny bigfoot sasquach, and the words “You make it look… manageable.” The background is light blue, turquoise with white doodle lines.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
Manageable
Holiday/Father’s Day
$6
High praise, honestly. If a cat would trust them, you probably should, too. A funny, understated everyday card that works for friendships, appreciation, or just letting someone know they’ve got a good energy about them.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. This funny everyday card features cute cat line drawing illustrations, with the message "You seem like someone a cat would tolerate." Yellow-orange background with squiggles. Blank inside.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
A Cat Would Trust
Everyday/Friendship
$6
Say thanks mom & Happy Mother’s Day with this circus theme funny card for mom. Now that you’re old enough to look back on what it was like, you might understand and be grateful she didn’t sell you to the circus.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front of this card features a bold vintage style graphic of a woman holding a megaphone, and the words “Thanks for not selling me to the circus.” The background is yellow with white swirls.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
The Circus
Holiday/Mother’s Day
$6
Give this card to a friend, family member, friend, or coworker who needs get well soon wishes. Perfect for someone who recently had surgery, getting over an illness, or just needs cheering up. My husband dreamed this one up, and it reminds me of the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the world commercials.
Don't know what to say? Don't know how to say it? Have a slightly cringe-worthy sense of humor? Say what everyone is thinking but afraid to. The front has a rancher ‘Marlboro’ style man smoking a cigar with a handmade drawing of cigar texture and smoke. It says, “I don’t always say get well… But when I do, they get better.” Background is turquoise and green organic shapes.
Features:
Card: A7 sized folded greeting card (5" x 7")
Paper: 110lb/300gsm smooth white cardstock
Goodness: Acid and lignin free
Envelope: Includes an A7 sized plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Inside: Blank - for your own awesome, witty message
Shipping: USPS First-Class with an additional cardstock sheet for more shipping protection
They Get Better
Everyday/Get Well
$6
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